I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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