Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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