my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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