You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
