I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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