sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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