Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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