"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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