You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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