Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm passing your future prison.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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