Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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