Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You took a bar mat shot.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Text me some of your sweat
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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