We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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