At least make sure they are 18
Why
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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