How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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