youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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