i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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