i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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