yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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