omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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