just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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