I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
