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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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