Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
