no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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