why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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