NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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