what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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