Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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