this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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