Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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