i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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