Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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