SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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