My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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