Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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