physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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