She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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