He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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