OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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