one might say we're banned from that church
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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