you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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