Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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