Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
