i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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