In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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