it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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