i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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