ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
When are your genitals available?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
