WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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