69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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