Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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