...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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