kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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