he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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