do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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