im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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