Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dude i'm inner monologue high
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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